Rushing here and running there
Rushing in stores everywhere
In the front, out the back
Think I've finally got the knack
Mustn't dilly, can't be late
Santa and I, we've got a date
Stores are closing, still I rush
Dodging in and out of slush
Here I come, "Look out Jack!"
Can't let up - no time to slack
Christmas sales! They can't be beat
[Wish that I could rest my feet]
To Christmas shop I really hate
That's why I leave it all so late

* * pause * *

The stores have closed and locked I fear
'Twas left too late, again, this year

Victoria
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