Everything Else - I've Been Good

So far today I'm doing all right.

I have not left my dishes in the sink, my laundry on the floor,

the toothpaste on the mirror or left a mess around the house.

I have not gossiped or yelled at a neighbour.

I haven't left the toilet seat up or left hairs in the sink.

I have not lost my temper, been grumpy, mean or nasty.

I haven't over eaten, or eaten any ice cream or chocolate.

I have not whined, complained, screamed or cursed.

I haven't been greedy, selfish or self-indulgent.

I have not asked someone else to do my jobs for me.

I haven't committed road rage or honked my horn and shook my fist at strangers while driving.

I have not charged anything on my credit card or written a cheque that will bounce.

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute,

and then I think that I am going to really need your help.

Dear Lord

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